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What Would Santa Do

 1. Wishin’ It Were Xmas

 2. What Would Santa Do?

 3. Mistletoes

 4. The Ditty Bop Hop

 5. San Luis Obispo

 6. The Hannukah Blues

 7. Ukulele Xmas

 8. Xmas In A Bar





WISHIN’ IT WERE XMAS
Ted Wulfers

Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
‘Cause it’s my favorite time of year
Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
An’ pretty soon it will be here

Twinkling lights on all the houses
Jingle bells in the air
And dreams filled with presents
Hoping that they will be there
They’ll be there

Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
‘Cause it’s my favorite time of year
Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
An’ pretty soon it will be here

Decorations by the fire
Pretty stockings, pretty tree
And carols and eggnog
Singin‘ along with glee
Sing with me

And don’t you wanna have a happy holiday
And don’t you never wanna wanna let it get away
Oh today

Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
‘Cause it’s my favorite time of year
Oh and how I am wishin’ it were Xmas
An’ pretty soon it will be here
So let’s all have a cup of cheer
Merry Xmas, Happy New Year!

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2008 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Acoustic and Electric Guitars, Ukulele, Organ, Vibes,
Jingle Bells, Backing Vocals
Aaron Weistrop: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Dave Raven: Drums
Taras Prodaniuk: Bass
Mark Lonsway: Backing Vocals
Mark Cantwil: Backing Vocals
Diana Rein: Backing Vocals

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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WHAT WOULD SANTA DO?
Ted Wulfers

Uh Haw, Haw, Haw, Haw
Ho, Ho, Ho

Your baby says she got a bad case of the Xmas blues
All she wants is a night alone and you
Better think to yourself, what would Santa do?

Your baby don’t want no diamonds or perfume
She wants something big and hot to light her fuse
Better think to yourself, what would Santa do?

Well he’d sneak into her house in the middle of the night
He’d give her lots of presents and make her feel so right
Leave before the mornin’ just like the time before
An’ then he’d head over to the house next door

Whoa, what would Santa do?
Well you’d better believe if you’ve got the Xmas blues

Baby, baby, baby, baby have you heard the news
Come on everybody, what have you got to lose
Better think to yourself, what would Santa do?

Well he’d sneak into her house in the middle of the night
He’d give her lots of presents and make her feel so right
Leave before the mornin’ just like the time before
An’ then he’d head over to the house next door

Whoa, what would Santa do? Oh yeah
Well you’d better believe if you’ve got the Xmas blues

Yeah you got the Xmas blues, you got the Xmas blues
You got the Xmas blues, you got the Xmas blues
Better think to yourself, what would Santa Do?
You got the Xmas blues, She got the Xmas blues
He got the Xmas blues, everybody got the Xmas blues
Better think to yourself….What Would Santa Do?
What Would Santa Do?

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2008 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Guitars, Hammond B-3 Organ, Jingle Bells,
Backing Vocals
Dave Raven: Drums
Taras Prodaniuk: Bass
Mark Lonsway: Backing Vocals
Carey Deadman: Trumpet
Dan Johnson: Trombone
Steve Leinheiser: Saxophone

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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MISTLETOES
Ted Wulfers

Well I wish there were some mistletoe around here
So I could lay a kiss on you
Oh and if there were some mistletoe around here
Ain’t no tellin’ just what I’d do

I got boughs of holly, I even brought my stocking
And the presents are under the tree yeah
Well I’ve been a real good bad boy this year
An’ I wish there were some mistletoe ’round here

I got boughs of holly, I even brought my stocking
And the presents are under the tree yea
Well I’ve been a real good bad boy this year
An’ I wish there were some mistletoe ’round here

Well I wish there were some mistletoe around here
So I could lay a kiss on you
Oh and if there were some mistletoe around here
Ain’t no tellin’ just what I’d do

I got boughs of holly, I even brought my stocking
And the presents are under the tree yeah
Well I’ve been a real good bad boy this year
An’ I wish there were some mistletoe ’round here
Yeah I wish there were some mistletoe ’round here

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2005 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Baritone Guitar, Bass, Piano, Hammond B-3 Organ, Timpani, Percussion, Vibes, Jingle Bells
Jeff Kelly: Drums

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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THE DITTY BOP HOP
Ted Wulfers

Kick off yer shoes and get yer feet dirty
To the sound of the 30s so hot
Your body’s in motion with a satiating potion
It’ll cause a commotion that’ll hit the spot
Well uh, oh Joe, I gotta go to the Parlour on a Friday night
The Ditty Bops are playin’, all the people there are sayin’
It’s the best good time in town that’s right

Oh, take me on a moonbeam
Oh, Take me on a star
Take me where you want to go
I got two girls on my arm

Well uh oh pokes and bad mouth jokes
Big Mama will get you done
Then there’s the sites and the fine delights
Of Summer Peaches, oh what fun
But the girls on stage, they are the rage
With the bass man on the floor
Singin’ so sweet with a fancy beat
You’ll be screamin’ an hollerin’ more more more

Oh, take me on a moonbeam
Oh, Take me on a star
Take me where you want to go
I got two girls on my arm

It’s so fancy to be dancing
It’s so fancy to be dancing
A beautiful night to be oh romancing
It’s so fancy to be dancing

Kick off yer shoes and get yer feet dirty
To the sound of the 30s so hot
Your body’s in motion with a satiating potion
It’ll cause a commotion that’ll hit the spot
Well uh, oh Joe, I gotta go to the Parlour on a Friday night
The Ditty Bops are playin’, all the people there are sayin’
It’s the best good time in town that’s right

Oh, take me on a moonbeam
Take me on a star
Take me where you want to go
I got two girls on my arm
I got two girls on my arm
I got two girls on my arm

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2005 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Ukulele, Percussion
Aaron Weistrop: Lead Guitar
Dave Raven: Drums
Carl Byron: Piano, Accordion
Gary Morse: Pedal Steel
Ruben Ramos: Upright Bass
Diana Rein: Backing Vocals

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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SAN LUIS OBISPO
Ted Wulfers

Well I have been to every town, my music lets me roam
And I had yet to find a place to ever call my home
‘Twas then I met a pretty girl, her name was Lindsey Rei
One look in her big blue eyes, I knew I had to stay

In San Luis Obispo
Well that’s where I wanna go (Take it SLO)
Where the mountains meet the deep blue sea
In San Luis Obispo
Well that’s where I wanna go (Take it SLO)
It’s the only home for me

Well it was finally settled back in 1856
And who back then would ever guess or dare to predict
The party scene that’s goin’ strong on Higuera Street
Singing, drinking, loving, dancing, lots of happy feet

CHORUS

And you can take the time to get away
You can sing and play
So let’s all go today
We’ll have a holiday

Well you can have your southern towns, Diego or LA
And you can have some crazy fun in San Francisco Bay
But when I want to settle down from places where I play
Bet your bottom dollar, I’ll be there with Lindsey Rei

CHORUS

All Words and Music by Ted Wulfers
© 2008 Ted Wulfers
663TUNES (BMI) 
Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Ukulele, Bass, Wurlitzer, Drums, Electric Guitars, Hammond Organ, Steel Drum, Percussion, Backing Vocals
Carey Deadman: Trumpet
Dan Johnson: Trombone
Carl Byron: Accordion
Ted Russell Kamp: Trumpet, Backing Vocals
Mark Cantwil: Backing Vocals
David Phenicie: Backing Vocals

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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THE HANUKKAH BLUES
Ted Wulfers / Aaron Weistrop

If you’re havin’ a blue Xmas well I got some news for you
If you’re havin’ a blue Xmas well I got some news for you
I got eight lonely days, I got the Hanukkah blues
Looky here

My woman spun me like a dreidel an’ she treated me like a fool
My woman spun me like a dreidel an’ she treated me like a fool
She took all my gelt and left me with the Hanukkah blues
Yes she did

Each candle on the Menorah marks the days she’s been gone
Latke oil scalds my arm, what has this maccabee done wrong?
If my life were a dreidel, I’d be spun to loose
Now you know why I got the Hanukkah blues

If you’re havin’ a blue Xmas, one lonely day will do
If you’re havin’ a blue Xmas just one lonely day will do
I got eight lonely days, I got the Hanukkah blues
I got the Hanukkah blues

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers & Aaron Weistrop
©2009 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)/Aaron Weistrop Vibratop Music (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Bass, Hammond B-3 Organ, Rhythm Guitar, Percussion
Aaron Weistrop: Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar, Acoustic Guitar, Mandolin
Dave Raven: Drums

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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UKULELE XMAS
Ted Wulfers

I just wanna say I love you on Xmas day
May be far away but you’re on my mind
I wish you were as close to me as this ukulele
So I could hold you in my arms, in my arms
All night long

I just wanna say I love you on Xmas day
May be far away but you’re on my mind
I wish you were as close to me as this ukulele
So I could hold you in my arms, in my arms
All night long

Xmas in an island town
Where the natives really like to boogie down

I just wanna say I love you on Xmas day
I may be far away but you’re on my mind
I wish you were close to me
So I could hold you, I could hold you
All night long

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2007 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Ukulele, Bass, Steel Drums, Drums, Wurlitzer, Jingle Bells

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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XMAS IN A BAR
Ted Wulfers

It’s Love Actually or a Wonderful Life
It’s a Christmas tree and the twinkling lights
But that’s not for me ’cause I don’t have a kid or a wife
So I’ll be spending Xmas in a bar

Yeah, it’s Xmas in a tavern and the same ol’ story goes
By 2a.m. I’ll ready redder redder than ol’ Rudolph’s nose
And if Santa gets a D.U.I. well that’ll be okay
‘Cause we’ll just all take turns cruising ’round in Santa’s sleigh

It’s Xmas in a tavern, let’s all have a beer
Another round of whiskey’s the best gift I got all year
I’m drinkin’ with my friends, at least they say they are
An’ that’s why I spend Xmas in a bar

Well some folks open presents and eat food all day long
And other have their families and sing the Xmas songs
Some folks go-a-caroling all around the town
I’m just sittin’ on this stool ordering a round

‘Cause it’s Xmas in a tavern, let’s all have a beer
This girl’s Xmas stockings’ the best gift I got all year
I’m drinkin’ with my friends, at least they say they are
An’ that’s why I spend Xmas in a bar

Well I sang “Happy Birthday” at my show on Xmas day
Jesus and Jimmy Buffett would have wanted it that way
And I listen to the stories of the men following the star
How ’bout another three wisemen!
As I spend Xmas in a bar

It’s Xmas in a tavern, let’s all have a beer
Another round of Jaeger’s the best gift I got all year
I’m drinkin’ with my friends, at least they say they are
An’ that’s why I spend Xmas in a bar
It’s Xmas in a tavern, let’s all have a beer
Another round of eggnog’s the best gift I got all year
I’m drinkin’ with my friends, at least they say they are
An’ that’s why I spend Xmas, that’s why I spend Xmas
That’s why I spend Xmas…
In a bar

Words & Music by Ted Wulfers
©2005 Ted Wulfers 663TUNES (BMI)

Lyrics used By Permission

CREDITS:
Ted Wulfers: Lead Vocals, Guitars, Lead Guitar, Bass, Piano, Hammond B-3 Organ, Jingle Bells, Percussion
Mark Lonsway: Backing Vocals
Jeff Kelly: Drums

Produced by Ted Wulfers
Recorded and Engineered by Davey Reiley, Eric Corne, Ted Wulfers
Mixed by Davey Reiley
Mastered by Richard Dodd

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